translator needed

buy american? and miss out on the best part of these toys?
taken directly from the packaging:
remote control "Flying Saucer"
"wonderful, speedking, wonderful speedking, variable attitude"
"Warning: different type of batteries or new and old batteries which are not mixed. Please take out the batteries from the toy when don't be playing for a long time. Before charge batteries again, please let the batteries are fully consumed. Replacing batteries by adults."
Made in China

"EXCITING GAME ELECTRIC-CAR"
(this is a track with battery powered trucks)
"EXTREME CHALLENGER
ALL NEW EDITION! FLASHING ENTER!
POWERFUL TRACK
install-self
game mode freely design
two or more join playing
exciting and funny game
Go Go Go! Get Ready for the great Challenges..
Run quickly when on the long bridge with loosing planks!!
Escape ! We have woken up the baby dino.
The Big Dino has discovered us (referring to a snake and alligator)
CAUTIONS! Guardians should read!
Thank you for choosing our producti to use it correctly and safely, please first read through the directions on the package. keep the package well after reading."
Made in China

and on and on and on....
read your packages, they can be very entertaining!